First, I'm not married. Sandy doesn't exist. For those that fell for it (you know who you are), please check the date on emails before you believe them; April Fools Day strikes swiftly and silently. :) That said, here's your moment of Zen: On Friday, I finally took an impulse trip to Laguna Beach. As Route 133 dwindled into a one-lane road, I passed "Auto Dent," an auto body shop with a sign advertising "The Hand Job." --ryan.