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Experiment #4: PVC Artillery

Maybe the Army should check into this one, seeing as how they always have so many peeled potatoes lying around...

The Situation

After one of our intrepid experimentors came back after a weekend visit back home, he told us about his adventures with a small cannon, made entirely of PVC, that he had the chance to play with during his visit. We all listened to his stories with keen interest, and then we began to get that gleam in our eyes that makes insurance companies shudder.

The Equipment Involved

Somewhere around $20 in PVC parts (pipes, caps, reducers), duct tape, a couple of bolts and a bar-b-que grill ignition sparker.

The Plan of Action

The PVC cannon is a bit of pyrotechnical folklore that has been passed down for many years. Many folks have heard about fashioning heavy-duty artillery from common, household plumbing, but we decided to give it a whirl because, quite frankly, we thought it would be fun to launch vegetables into the next county. After drawing up a plan for the cannon, we went to work on the straight-forward construction of it:

  • Cut the PVC piping to the correct lengths to create a blast chamber and barrel
  • Attach and glue the components of the cannon together
  • Wire the grill sparker to the two ignition bolts, then place the ends of the bolts inside of the blast chamber a small distance apart
  • Fill the blast chamber with hair spray, ram-rod a potato down the barrel, and click the sparker

    The hair spray is ignited by the spark arcing from one bolt to the other, and the resulting explosion sends the potato up and out of the cannon's barrel, flying into lunar orbit without any help from NASA.

    What Actually Happened

    The PVC cannon's construction was fairly straight-forward, since we all had a pretty good idea of what we were doing. All of us had played with PVC artillery back home, and we all had different ideas as to how the cannon should be constructed. The net result of our planning was a cannon that was powerful enough to punch through a street sign with a pipe fitting, but light enough to carry at high speed if the need for a quick exit arose.

    After the glue had dried, the cannon was ready to be tested. Our first test involved filling the blast chamber with hairspray, then firing it without anything loaded. The rather interesting result of this test was a large plume of flame spewing out of the end of the cannon's barrel, accompanied by a noise that sounded like the yelp a puppy makes when it has just been accidentally stepped on. The noise echoed off into the night, probably waking up most of our apartment complex.

    Our second test involved launching something soft from the cannon. One of my socks was the next lucky contestant, so we filled the blast chamber with hairspray, rammed the sock down the barrel, and fired. The cannon fired the sock with a MUCH louder boom, and my sock, now on fire and travelling in a nice arc, sailed a short distance and then landed in the pond at the middle of our complex with a quiet plunk.

    It was finally time for the main event. I once again filled the blast chamber with hairspray, but this time an honest-to-goodness potato was rammed down into the cannon's two-inch-wide barrel. I pointed the cannon off of the second-floor balcony of our apartment and into the night. We all held our breath.

    What happened next is probably still being told as a story by the people in the next apartment complex over, since I later found out that our little friend actually dented the roof of their leasing office upon landing.

    The quiet click of the sparker was completely drowned out by the Earth-shattering BOOOOOOOOOM of the cannon. The gases inside the blast chamber expanded, winning the battle with friction, and the potato shot into low Earth orbit. The spud sailed high into the air, with a cruise speed somewhere around mach one, and landed in the apartment complex next to ours. I was knocked backwards from the blast, my ears ringing, and slammed into our sliding glass door. The next morning all of our neighbors were complaining that someone in the neighborhood had "fired a gun in the middle of the night", and I had a black and blue mark of my leg that was about the size of the bottom of a coffee cup.

    After the cannon's "trial by fire", it went on to bigger and better things. One evening at a soccer game at our college, all of the players stopped playing and just looked up at the sky when a potato came sailing out of the woods with a deafing BOOOOOOOOOM and flew over the soccer field. Another time, a pair of underwear was tested to see if it was "tough enough to handle Earth re-entry" when it was launched high into the air, landing in the highest limbs of a tree (where I imagine it is still hangs today).

    Lessons Learned

  • You've only got one shot... make it count
  • Wear ear protection when firing PVC artillery... those suckers are LOUD
  • Launching your socks into orbit is fun, but it really bites when you have to do laundry more often because you don't have enough clothes
  • Soccer players run really good when they get scared



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