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All other"''"rights are reserved. Any"''"unauthorised copying, editing,"''"exhibition, renting, exchanging,"''"hiring, lending, public perform-"''"ances, diffusion, and or broadc-"''"ast of this cassette,or any part"''"thereof is strictly prohibited." #3#0;" PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.":0 (/:1;"75p and a packet of Rolos reward" 2" If your copy of this game does not have a blue plastic cassettebody with the word 'DUR' embossed on it in a small depre-ssion at the back of thecassette body then it is aforgery. Please send suspected forgeries to:-" <6;0;"Dur Software Ltd., Somewhere in Somerset, I can't quite remember where though. Oh well, I doubt anyone really gives a shit any more." F"with your name, your address,andthe name and address of theperson who supplied you with theforgery. You will be sent agenuine replacement copy and areward of 75p and a packet ofRolos if your information leads to a successful prosecution. " P3#0;" PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.":0 Z4:0:4::3,10 ;"SELECT A CITY";8,9 ;"1 WELLINGTON";10 ,9 ;"2 GAMESBOROUGH";12 ,9 ;"3 ROMFORD";14,9 ;"4 MINSTER";17,10 ;"ENTER 1 TO 4" d$"1"Ʀ"2"Ʀ"3"Ʀ"4"100d n6:0:6: s k=0 x:" * TURBO NOVA MENU *"'''" 1 ALTER SKILL (1)"''" 2 ALTER PLAYING KEYS"''" 3 VIEW SCORE TABLE"''" 4 VIEW PENALTY TABLE"''" 5 SAVE SCORE TABLES"''" 6 LOAD SCORE TABLES"''" 7 PRACTICE"''" 8 PLAY"'''" ENTER 1 TO 8" A$= -A$="1"a$="2"a$="7"5000:110n &a$="6"A$="5"5010:110n .a$="3"s$=" SCORE ":5020:110n /a$="4"s$=" PENALTY ":5020:110n A$="8"200 130 )5:0:5::4000 ҇"I REALLY WISH I KNEW HOW TO GET THREE CHANNEL SOUND OUT OF A SPECTRUM. OH WELL, I TRIED.":#0;" PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE" 0::"ANYWAY, THIS IS WHERE ANY SIMIL-ARITY TO TURBO ESPRIT ENDS, AS UNFORTUNATELY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM IN MACHINE CODE. IN FACT, I'M NOT TOO GOOD AT BASIC EITHER. WELL, WE CAN'T ALL BE EQTETRACHLORIDE OR MIKE W, CAN WE?" 0::"ANYWAY, ONE THING I CAN DO IN SPECCY BASIC IS WRITE A TEXT ADVENTURE. BUT THIS IS A TEXT ADVENTURE WITH A DIFFERENCE.....IT'S THE WORLD'S FIRST EVER[1] MULTIPLE CHOICE TEXT ADVENTURE! YIPPEE!" 0::"[1]Ra.":0 8:" TURBO NOVA INSTRUCTIONS" "YOU ARE, ERM, LEE PRINCE, AND YOUR MISSION IS TO DRIVE YOUR TURBO NOVA AROUND THE MEAN STRE-ETS OF, ERM, KENT (yes, yes, I know it's not the same as Rom- ford or Gamesborough, but at least you can say it's realisticunlike most other games. I mean come off it, what do games like Jet Set Willy or Chuckie Egg sayabout our lives today? I'll tellyou - NOTHING. Absolutely buggerall. muttermumblegrmblemoangroan *AHEM*) WHILST TRYIG TO KEEP YOUR CAR ON THE ROAD. THIS COULDPROVE DIFFICULT FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS, THE MAIN ONE BEING THE CAR'S KNACKERED AND THE ONLY WAYYOU'VE KEPT IT ON THE ROAD SO FAR IS BY BRIBING THE MECHANIC TO GET IT THROUGH ITS M.O.T." i#0;0,0;"yes, I know I made a typo and noI can't be bothered to change it":0 :"ANYWAY, YOU BEGIN YOUR EPIC JOURNEY IN PADDOCK WOOD AT 5PM, AND YOUR AIM IS TO GET HOME TO TENTERDEN BY 6PM. YOU WILL BE GIVEN A NUMBER OF CHOICES ALONG YOUR WAY - CHOOSE WISELY, OR YOUMAY FIND YOURSELF STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, IN THE DARK, OR SOMETHING. ACTUALLY I DON'T REALLY KNOW AS I HAVEN'T ACTUAL-LY WRITTEN THE PROGRAM YET.ANYWAY. PRESS A KEY TO CONTINUE":0 11:7:1::"TIME: 5pm"'"LOCATION: Paddock Wood"'"YOU CAN SEE:"'"Your trusty Nova, not much else, as it's a bit dark.":''''"What would you like to do now?"'''"1. Get in car"'"2. Take all your clothes off andrun around shouting 'BLIBBLE'"'"3. Kill yourself":3000 c$="2":"You take all your clothes off and run around shouting'BLIBBLE'"''"Unfortunately you are accosted by a mad old lady who hasn't hadany since 1964, and she humps you to death.":7000X %''"You get in the car.":8000@ <:"Time: 5:10pm"'"LOCATION: Paddock Wood"'"YOU CAN SEE:"'"Your car keys A tub of lard A menacing-looking bloke with a large axe"''''"What would you like to do now?"'''"1. Start the car using your car keys"'"2. Attack the bloke with the tubof lard"'"3. Kill yourself":3000 &:c$="2":"You attack the menacing-looking bloke with the tub of lard. But your efforts are wasted. His defence is too strong. With one well placed blow the menacing- looking bloke cleaves your skulloh, hang on, wrong game. Oh wellthere's nothing wrong with a bitof plagiarism is there?(Yes- Ed)":7000X 0b'"You start the car using your carkeys. Amazingly, it starts afteronly 27 attempts.":8000@ ::"Time: 5:20pm"'"LOCATION: Horsmonden"'"YOU CAN SEE:"'"Your car, with a flat tyre A pub a spare tyre"''''"What would you like to do now?"'''"1. Change your tyre"'"2. Go to the pub"'"3. Kill yourself":3000 D]c$="2":"You enter the pub. Some time passes...":q=1500:q:'"Some more time passes...":q=1500:q:q=180P:236066\,*(q/5):7,0;"You're finding it difficult to focus....":q:236066\,0:7,0;"You're finding it difficult to focus...."''"The combination of seven pints of Guinness, eight Bacardi Bree-zers (tomato ketchup flavour), and 15 gallons of Sambuca make you a bit tipsy and slightly over the legal limit to drive."'"Plus the fact you've got chronicalcohol poisoning and are a bit dead.":7000X NJ''"You change your tyre and go on your merry way homewards":8000@ X:"Time: 5:35pm"'"LOCATION: Goudhurst"'"YOU CAN SEE:"'"A brand spanking new BMW Some rain"''''"What would you like to do now?"'''"1. Overtake BMW"'"2.Stay where you are, as your car isn't really that powerful"'"3. Kill yourself":3000 bc$="1":"You attempt to overtake the BMW,but as your car does 0-60 in approximately the time it takes a Commodore 64 game to load, theBMW speeds off. To make matters worse, you skid on a patch of wet road (it's raining, remember?) and plough into a truck ladenwith killer goats, which escape and DESTROY the WHOLE WORLD!!!!!MUHAHAHAHA!"''"So all in all, not a very good day really.":7000X lh''"You stay behind the BMW, which turns into the next side road, and carry on for home.":8000@ v:k=1:"Time: 5:50pm"'"LOCATION: A wood, between Siss- inghurst and Tenterden"'"YOU CAN SEE:"'"A rather attractive young lady with no clothes on"''''"What would you like to do now?"'''"1. Keep going"'"2.Try to seduce the attractive young lady"'"3. Kill yourself":3000 hc$="1":"Erm.....hang on a minute, do youcall yourself a man? [1] You've just passed up the opportunity to seduce an attractive young lady with no clothes on???!?!?!?Are you MAD?????????? Or are you just a bit 'tired'? It happens to us all now and again, you know. Actually I knowa doctor who might be able to help you on matters of the nether region, if you're inter- ested. His phone number is 01797421756, just ask for Dr. Jones. Ahem. Anyway, you ballsed that up a bit didn't you?[1]Assuming you're a man in the first place, of course. I mean, you could be Nattie or something":7000X uC$="2":"As you approach the attractive, unclothed, naked, pert, moist (Thank you - Ed) young lady, youbegin to smile at her. She smiles and flicks her hair, and whispers 'Come on big boy, you know you want it'. But hang on a minute, as you get closer to her you realise something.......she's actually HIDEOUSLY UGLY with WARTS and BOILS and stuff. Not only that, but.....she's noteven a woman! And she's not naked at all, but wearing a rather dodgy shirt.....uh-oh....this can mean only one thing....YOU'VE JUST PULLED LISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You die of shame.":7000X c$="3":"You try to kill yourself by beating yourself about the head with a small squashed hedgehog that you found lying on the roada few minutes ago. Unfortunatelythis has no effect and so you set fire to your car and walk the three and a half miles home."'''"Time: 6:00pm"'"LOCATION: Home"''" CONGRATURATION! YOU SUCSESS!" }'"There isn't a prize for winning,but I will give you the chance to show off my programming capa-bilities....":8000@ xf=0255:ڥ*7:٥*7:254,f:0.01z# =,*69E:(*22),0;1;"":f 2:2:7::"Right, I can't be bothered to write any more of this program so if you want to play the game again, type RUN or something, asI'm not putting in a stat-ement just for your benefit. 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