Q: How many Elves does it take to put in a light bulb?

a: Two, One to put it in, the other to accompany the first on lute.


Q: How many Gnomes does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Q: How man Dwarves does it take to change a light bulb?

A#1: Two, One to stack up the goblin bodies the two killed under the light, the second to climb the stack to the socket.

A#2: Dwarf leans back in his chair where his sitting, having a smoke, eyes the light, pulls out his pipe and point up at the socket with the stem of the pipe "you know, the light wouldn't _need_ changing if it were of Dwarven manufacture..."


Q: how man Alfar does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: the alfar forgets the lightbulb, kills the trespassing human who pointed it out, and skulks back into the shadowly forestland which is his home.


Q: How man Alfen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "hell, son, those Alfen are small, but they ain't THAT small...."


Q: How many Black Dweomercraefters does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they prefer the dark anyways.


Q: How many Priests of Sunlight does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they prefer the Lightstaff Formula (globe) instead.


Jokes taken from the logfiles of MYTHUS-L.