> look
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> find link
You stumble around trying to find http://icculus.org/~emmett, but your hands grasp nothing except dirt and rock. You eventually touch something solid, and lift it up. As you bring it to your eyes, you squint to find that it is a shiny puzzle of water-walk.

> quit
Your score is 25 out of a possible 375. This gives you the rank of hoser.
Are you sure you want to give up [y/N]? : y

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--The McManagement.